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Headlines Stockpiled in Case Peter Sagal, Host of NPR ‘s Wait wait Don’t tell me, Does Something Newsworthy in 2012
Each panel looks like the front page of a newspaper, most with a small “photo”.
Panel One: Wait Wait Don’t Shoot Me
NPR’s Sagal in Whole Foods Hostage Standoff
“Photo” of stick figure wearing a ski mask and holding a gun on a stick figure Sagal.
Panel Two: Wait Wait Don’t Vote for Me
Peter Sagal Quits Race for GOP Top Spot
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal standing behind a lectern with two other stick figures, one on each side.
Panel Three: Wait Wait Don’t Judge Me
Sagal Opens Up About His Kermit Fantasy
Side by side “photos” of a stick figure Sagal and Kermit
Panel Four: Wait Wait Don’t Fire Me
Peter Sagal Let Go After Racist Tirade
Close-up “Photo” of a stick figure Sagal
Panel Five: Wait Wait Don’t Cancel Me
“Photo” of a stick figure with long hair standing behind an NPR lectern with two other stick figures, one on each side.
NPR Axing News Quiz
Panel Six: Wait Wait Don’t Interrupt Me
Sagal Stabs Karl Kasell in On-Air Dispute
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal holding a knife overhead
Panel Seven: Wait Wait Don’t Look at Me
Peter Saga’s Poison Ivy Ordeal
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal covered with bumps
Panel Eight: Wait Wait Don’t Friend Me
Peter Sagal Deletes His Facebook Account
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal holding an open laptop
Panel Nine: Wait Wait Don’t Seduce Me
How Laksmi Singh Stole Sagals’ Heart
Close-up “Photo” of a stick figure Sagal with a long-haired stick figure in the background
Panel Ten: Wait Wait Don’t Leave Me
Sagal’s Wife Out After Affair
“Photo” of a long-haired stick figure carrying a suitcase in the foreground and a stick figure Sagal with outstretched arms in the background
Panel Eleven: Wait Wait Don’t Spray Me
Police Raid Sagal’s Occupy NPR Protest
“Photo” of a stick figure wearing riot gear pepper spraying a stick figure Sagal
Panel Twelve: Wait Wait Don’t Indict Me
Sagal, Five Others Named in Cash-For-Tote-Bags Scandal
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal wearing handcuffs and being held between two stick figures wearing police caps
Panel Thirteen: Wait Wait Don’t Clone Me
Peter Sagal ‘Outraged’ Over DNA Harvesting
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal standing behind a lectern, one fist raised in the air
Panel Fourteen: Wait Wait Don’t Bust Me
Peter Sagal’s Ghost Captured
“Photo” of two ghostbuster stick figures holding a ghostly stick figure Sagal in a proton beam
Panel Fifteen: Wait Wait Don’t Dissect Me
Snoozing Sagal Nearly Snuffed in Autopsy Snafu
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal sitting up on an autopsy table and a stick figure running away
Panel Sixteen: Wait Wait Don’t Objectify Me
Peter Sagal is More Than Just a Piece of Meat
No “photo”
Panel Seventeen: Wait Wait Don’t Beatify Me
Peter Sagal Rebukes Pope
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal, one fist raised in the air, looking at a picture of the Pope
Panel Eighteen: Wait Wait Don’t Me
Peter Sagal Accidentally
“Photo” of a stick figure Sagal upside down
Panel Nineteen: Wait Wait Don’t Speak Its Name
Peter Sagal Wakes Eldritch Terror
“Photo” of blackness with giant eyes
Panel Twenty: Wait Wait Even For NPR This is a Bit Much
This American Life to Document the Road to Recovery for Those Who Suffer the Trauma of Losing on Wait Wait
No “photo”
Hover text: You can’t stab Karl Kasell. He sounds all slow and stentorian, but he moves like a snake.
Comic by xkcd.com. Described by BlindGadget under the Creative Commons license.
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