April 26, 2024

XKCD Web Comic #966: Jet Fuel (described)

 

A web comic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

 

Scene: Two stick figures stand facing each other. The one on the left has arms widespread and the one on the right has one hand lifted.

Person One: 9/11 was an inside job! Jet fuel can’t burn hot enough to melt steel!

Person Two: Well, remember—jet fuel wasn’t the only thing on those planes. They would’ve also carried tanks full of the mind-control agents airliners use to make chemtrails. Who knows what temperature that stuff burns at!

Person One: Whoa—Good point!

Caption: My hobby: Playing conspiracy theories off against each other.

Hover text: The “controlled demoliton” theory was concocted by the government to distract us. “9/11 was an inside job” was an inside job!

 

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

Comic by xkcd.com. Described by BlindGadget under the Creative Commons license.

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