A web comic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.
Panel One: Drawing of two stick figures talking. The one on the left is holding up a cell phone. The one on the right has shoulder-length dark hair.
Person 1: Have you tried Swift Key? It’s got the first decent language model I’ve seen. – It learns from your SMS/e-mail archives what words you use together most often.
Panel Two: Same as Panel One, except now the other figure is holding the phone.
Person 1: Space bar inserts its best guess. So if I type “The Empi” and hit space three times, it types “The Empire Strikes Back.”
Person 2: What if you mash space in a blank message?
Panel Three: Close up on the second figure looking at the cell phone.
Person 1 (off-panel): I guess it fills in your most likely first word, then the word that usually follows it. . .
Person 2: So it builds up your “typical” sentence. Cool! Let’s see yours!
Person 1 (off-panel): Uh–
Panel Four through Eleven: Close up on the second figure looking at the cell phone and pressing the space bar.
Cell phone: I
Cell phone: Am
Cell phone: So
Cell phone: Sorry–
Cell phone: That’s
Cell phone: Never
Cell phone: Happened
Cell phone: Before.
Hover text: Although the Markov chain-style text model is still rudimentary; it recently gave me “Massachusetts Institute of America.” Although I have to admit it sounds prestigious.
Warning: This comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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