A webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.
Panel One: Drawing of a stick figure yelling through a megaphone.
Person One: Your government has turned against you! Corporations control your every thought. - Open your eyes!
Panel Two: Close up of stick figure speaking even more emphatically through megaphone.
Person One: Wake up, sheeple! Wake up, sheeple! - Wake up, sheeple!
Panel Three: The stick figure has lowered the megaphone and is listening to an ominous rumble.
Panel Four: A half-sheep/half-man creature rises through the crackling earth, with a resounding ”B-A-A-A-A,” holding aloft a gnarled staff.
Panel Five: Close up on the creature’s inhuman eye.
Creature: Ten thousand years we slumbered…Now we riiiiiiiise! Baaaaaa!
Panel Six: A distraught appearing stick figure with dark hair speaks to the first stick figure.
Off panel: He awoke the sheeple!
Distraught stick figure: Ohgodohgodohgod. Why did you do that?!
Person One: What? But I didn’t–
Off panel: Heaven forgive us!
Off panel: All is lost!
Hover text: You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter–a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors.
Warning: This comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
Comic by xkcd.com. Described by BlindGadget under the Creative Commons license.
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