XKCD Web Comic #1011: Baby Names (described)

A webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.

Scene: A stick figure sits at a desk with pencil and paper,  hand on chin in a thinking pose. A stick figure with dark hair is standing behind the chair, also with hand on chin. Above their heads appears the list that they are working on, entitled “Names for daughter.”

1. Ponzi

2. Eeemily

3. Fire Fire

4. Chipotla

5. Astamouthe

6. Eggsperm

7. [sound of record scratch]

8. Parsly

9. Hot ‘n’ Juicy Ann

10. Ovari

11. Friendly

12. Sean (pronounced “seen”)

13. Joyst

Hover text: I’ve been trying for a couple years now but I haven’t been able to come up with a name dumber than “Renesmee.”

Warning: This comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

Comic by xkcd.com. Described by BlindGadget under the Creative Commons license.