December 13, 2019

XKCD Web Comic #1006: Sloppier Than Fiction (described)

A web comic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.

 

Scene: Two stick figures are talking to each other. The one on the left has short dark hair, a chin beard, and is holding a glass in one hand.

Chin Beard: “Even though it technically wasn’t cheating, she dumped me anyway! So I tell Bret, and he’s like, “She sounds just like my crazy ex.” And I was like, “Dude, what was her name?” and it was the same girl.–I swear, if they made my life into a movie, no one would believe it.”

Second Person: “Yeah, though mostly because of the poorly-written dialogue and unlikeable main character.”

Hover text: Roger Ebert once called you directionless and unwatchable.

 

Warning: This comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

Comic by xkcd.com. Described by BlindGadget under the Creative Commons license.

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