A web comic of romance,
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Panel One: Drawing of two stick figures standing in front of a time machine. The figure on the left is wearing a black hat.
Black Hat Guy: I finished my time machine, but it’s one-use-only.
Other Guy: You gotta kill Hitler.
Panel Two: Close up on Black Hat Guy.
Black Hat Guy: Why are you so obsessed with this Hitler guy? We have all of time we could explore!
Panel Three: Close up on the other guy.
Other Guy: He’s evil incarnate! He murdered millions and sparked global war! Everyone agrees–If you get a time machine, you kill Hitler.
Panel Four: Black Hat Guy enters the time machine as the other guy watches.
Black Hat Guy: Fine, fine, I get it! Calm down.—BRB, killing Hitler.
Panel Five: Black Hat Guy comes out of the time machine as the other guy watches.
Black Hat Guy: There. Done. Are you happy?
Other Guy: Thank you.
Black Hat Guy: He was in some kind of bunker. 1945 was loud!
Other Guy: NO!
Hover text: Revised directive: It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history until you’ve at least taken a class on it.
Warning: This comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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