April 20, 2024

XKCD Web Comic #983: Privacy (described)

 

 

A web comic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

Scene: Large panel filled with six smaller panels in a three over three pattern.

Panel One: Drawing of two stick figures, one with chin-length dark hair, standing outside a locked door, trying the knob.

Caption–Dorm: Locked

Panel Two: First two stick figures stand looking at a long-haired, headset-wearing stick figure who is seated at a desk with a monitor.

Long-haired, headset-wearing stick figure: “I’ll be done Tuesday.”

Caption–Other Dorm Room: Roommate in Raid

Panel Three: First two stick figures are looking in through a window in a door at a room with three stick figures, a podium, and a large book under a glass case.

Caption–Library Rare Book Collecton: Occupied by tour for visiting Nelson Mandela

Panel Four: In silhouette, the two stick figures are standing in front of a large door with a radiation warning symbol and a sign that reads “No Entry”. There is a keypad on the right side of the door.

Caption–Accelerator Tunnel: Sealed while beam is in operation

Panel Five: One stick figure stands next to and the dark haired stick figure climbs on top of a cut-away view of an inhabited beaver lodge.

Caption–Beaver Lodge: Frozen over for winter to keep out predators, only accessible via underwater entrance

Panel Six: The two stick figures are standing next to a table piled with books. The dark haired stick figure is holding and looking at an open book.

Other stick figure: “Are you sure?”

Caption–Hyperspace: Ruled out by current understanding of physics

Caption under large panel: College Law #27

The availability of private space is inversely proportional to the desirability of the hookup.

Hover text: Eventual headline: “University Researchers Create Life in Lab! Darkness, Faulty Condoms Blamed.”

 

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

Comic by xkcd.com. Described by BlindGadget under the Creative Commons license.

 

 

 

 

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