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Panel One: Drawing of a stick figure carrying an enormous bag over his shoulder and pulling a toy wagon loaded with a large model of the Eiffel Tower, an artist’s model of a torso, and a folded parasol leaning against a large wrapped box. A small black bomb, complete with fuse, sits atop the box.
Caption: You are not the light of my life. Making you happy isn’t my greatest dream.
Panel Two: In silhouette, the stick figure stands between two large piles of similar items and is adding the enormous bag to one of the piles. A sword handle projects from one pile and two helium balloons are tied to the other.
Caption: Your smile is not all I live for. I’ve got my own stuff going on. But you’re strange and fascinating and I’ve never met anyone like you.
Panel Three: In silhouette, the stick figure is standing at the lower left, looking up at a female stick figure. She is standing on an enormous spikey-wheeled contraption, making an adjustment with a hand-held tool. A turret gun is mounted on top of the contraption next to a tall, smoke-belching stack, which is next to a shorter domed pipe, which is next to a crane derrick. A lower level at the back supports a satellite dish.
Caption: I want to give you everything. Just to see what you’d do with it.
Hover text: I wanna hold your hand so I don’t fall out of your gyrocopter.
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
Comic by xkcd.com. Described by BlindGadget under the Creative Commons license.
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