April 25, 2024

XKCD Web Comic #962: The Corliss Resolution (described)

A web comic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

 

Caption above Panel One: The Fermi Paradox: Planets are so common that life should be, too. So where is it?

Panel One:  Drawing of a stick figure running, with a small puff of smoke behind to indicate speed. The stick figure’s arms and legs have extra flaps of fabric.

Panel Two: Same stick figure, still running.

Caption: Well, now we know. It’s not that life inevitably destroys itself with war.

Caption above Panel Three: It’s just that it takes longer to develop space colonization

Panel Three: The stick figure leaps off a high cliff.

Caption below Panel Three: Than it does to invent an activity more fun than survival.

Panel Four: A Youtube-like video shows the stick figure from before hurtling downwards, screaming “Wheeeee!” with arms and legs widespread. The fabric flaps are revealed to be bat-like wings. Unseen observers are saying “Holy crap!” and “I don’t care how dangerous it is. I have to try it!”

Hover text: And no avian society ever develops space travel because it’s impossible to focus on calculus when you could be outside flying.

 

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

Comic by xkcd.com. Described by BlindGadget under the Creative Commons license.

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